A girl and a guy get married and the girl gets pregnant. So the doctor tells them not to have sex until the baby is delivered.

But the couple get very horny one night and start having sex. Suddenly the guys penis gets stuck in the gals vagina. They struggle a lot but he cant get it out. So they get over to the hospital and call for the doctor.

The doctor gives the girl a sweet and tells her to swallow it. She does so and suddenly his penis comes out. Afterwards she asks the doctor how he did it and he explains “When the baby saw the sweet, he left the banana.”

The baby was born who was so advanced, he could talk. He looked around the delivery room and saw the doctor.

“Are you my doctor?” he asked. “Yes, I am,” said the doctor.
The baby said, “Thank you for taking such good care of me during birth.”
He looked at his mother and asked, “Are you my mother?”
“Yes, I am,” she said. “Thank you for taking such good care of me before I was born,” he said. He then looked at his father and asked, “Are you my father?”
“Yes,I am,” his father answered. The baby motioned him close, then poked him on the forehead with his index finger seven times saying, “I want you to know THAT HURTS!”