True story about an anonymouse person:

I was 19 at the time of this incident…

About a year ago for the summer I had worked as a telemarketer. One day I had to be in really early since a co - worker was sick and I had to take her place. I had to work 8 hours that day and only had five 45 minute breaks for Cigarettes or just chit chat with other people. The pay was good nothing to complain about. But this one day REALLY STUNK. I went in at 8o clock in the morning. By Noon I had already consumed 5 cups of coffee. By 2 o clock I wasn’t feeling all that well. I was on the phone with a costumer that was an Elderly Lady and I said out loud, “Excuse me can I put you on hold for a few minutes I think I’m about to shit my pants!” Without getting and answer I tapped the button and went to the bathroom.

I was in there for well over 30 minutes. I have never felt that bad in my life. After I thought I was done I went back out and sat down in my cubicle and started going back on calling people. I called back the person I put on hold and began talking to her again. I ACCIDENTALLY TAPPED THE LOUDSPEAKER BUTTON along with the call button.

Everyone in the office heard THIS conversation :

“I’m sorry I put you on hold for so long.”
“Oh that’s okay, are you feeling better did you shit your pants?”
“No I didn’t shit my pants but I had the runs for over 30 minutes.”
“Oh okay, I can understand that I’ve had that problem many times before, well lets continue shall we?”

Next day at work their was a package of DEPENDS on my chair and all over my cubicle. I was so Embarrassed, I quit the job about a month later.