This is a story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody.

There was an important job to be done and Everybody was asked to do it. Everybody was sure Somebody would do it. Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it.

Somebody got angry about that, because it was Everybody’s job. Everybody thought Anybody could do it but Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn’t do it.

It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have done.

On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: “Sir, do you realize your wife fell out of the car several miles back?” To which the farmer replied: “Thank God, I thought I had gone deaf!”

This one guy was at a theater and he was sprawled out over 3 seats. The usher came by and told the guy to move. The guy mumbled but didn’t answer. He went and got the manager. The manager said to the man, “Sir, if you don’t move, I’ll call the police to have you removed.” The guy mumbled, but didn’t answer.

So the manager called the police and a cop came over. The cop said to the man, “Hey mister. What’s your name?” The man said,”Pete.” The cop asked,”Where ya from, Pete?” He said, “The balcony.”