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From a passenger ship, everyone can see a thin bearded man on a small island, shouting and desperately waving his hands. “Who is it on that island?” a passenger asks the captain. “I have no idea….. but every year when we pass, he goes nuts.”
An old fellow was snoozing away contentedly when he was startled awake by the doorbell. He staggered off the couch to make his way to the door. There stood a gorgeous young woman. “Oh my goodness,” the pretty young thing exclaimed, “I’m at the wrong house.” “Sweetheart, you’re at the right house,” the old guy assured her. “But you’re forty years too late.”
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