Sardar goes 2 a petrol pump sees a board ` don`t use Mobile here` Sardar picks his mobile,

calls evryone from his phone n says `DON`T CALL ME NOW`

I was checking every room, making sure no one is about.
I checked every floor, and found out that no one is in the building.
I pressed on the lift, and waited for the lift to reach the 84th floor.
The door opened, and I stepped inside.
It went down..
Down..
Down…..
And reached the 52th floor.
A gorgeous lady stepped in.
I was wondering why was a gorgeous blonde in a dark building at a time like this.
Then when the lift reached the 13th floor, everything went out.
I thought.. : ” Thirteen.. 13!! It’s the UNLUCKY number!”
A smell spreaded throughout the lift, a smell that spelled D-E-A-T-H.
I was shivering, and for one second I thought I peed on my pants.
The light came on and the blonde was looking at me and said…
” Sorry, I just farted.. “

A stunning blonde displayed her curves and sold a soft drink in a TV commercial. A wife looked at her stunning figure and said, “What do people see in her?”

The husband said, “I have no idea. Let me take a closer look!”

A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking.

After becoming very frustrated with the “no haggle” attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde shouted, “Maybe I’ll just go out and catch my own alligator so I can get a pair of shoes at a reasonable price!” The shopkeeper said, “By all means, be my guest. Maybe you’ll luck out and catch yourself a big one!” Determined, the blonde turned and headed for the swamps, set on catching herself an alligator.

Later in the day, the shopkeeper is driving home, when he spots the young woman standing waist deep in the water, shotgun in hand. Just then, he sees a huge 9 foot alligator swimming quickly toward her. She takes aim, kills the creature and with a great deal of effort hauls it on to the swamp bank. Lying nearby were several more of the dead creatures. The shopkeeper watches in amazement. Just then the blonde flips the alligator on its back, and frustrated, shouts out, “Damn it, this one isn’t wearing any shoes either!”