I was checking every room, making sure no one is about.
I checked every floor, and found out that no one is in the building.
I pressed on the lift, and waited for the lift to reach the 84th floor.
The door opened, and I stepped inside.
It went down..
Down..
Down…..
And reached the 52th floor.
A gorgeous lady stepped in.
I was wondering why was a gorgeous blonde in a dark building at a time like this.
Then when the lift reached the 13th floor, everything went out.
I thought.. : ” Thirteen.. 13!! It’s the UNLUCKY number!”
A smell spreaded throughout the lift, a smell that spelled D-E-A-T-H.
I was shivering, and for one second I thought I peed on my pants.
The light came on and the blonde was looking at me and said…
” Sorry, I just farted.. “

Do sardarji eik gari mein jaa rahey hotay hain. Jo chala raha hota hai woh dosray sey kehta hai key zara bahir jankh kar dekho indicator chal raha hai key nahi.

Dosra sardarji kehta hai, “Haan… Nahi… Haan… Nahi… Haan… Nahi!”

Deep within a forest, a little turtle began to climb a tree. After hours of effort, he reached the top, jumped into the air waving his front legs and crashed to the ground. After recovering, he slowly climbed the tree again, jumped, and fell to the ground. The turtle tried again and again, while a couple of birds sitting on a branch watched his sad efforts. Finally, the female bird turned to her mate. “Dear,” she chirped, “I think it’s time to tell him he’s adopted.”

Sardar Apni GirlFriend sey: "Bano! Aaj raat aa sakti hoo meray ghar"

Girlfriend: "Kyun??"

Sardarji: "Aaj ghar par koi nahi hoga na"

Girlfriend: "Theek hai .. aa jaongi.."

Bano raat ko sardarji ki ghar pohanchi, to socho kia hua…

...

…

Ghar par koi nai tha!!! 

Sardarji to a lady, "Mujhsey sey shaadi karo gi?"

Lady, "Tameez sey baat karoo!!"

Sardarji, "Acha, to aap mujh sey shaadi karein gi please?" 

Sardarji: "I kiss my wife just before leaving for work."
Other Person: "I kiss your wife after you’ve left for work!"
Sardarji: "HAHA! I kiss first!"

Doctor, Doctor I’ve got wind! Can you give me something?
Yes . here’s a kite!

Qs: What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?

Ans: DAM!!