I wrote your name on sand, it got washed I wrote your name in air, it was blown away, then I wrote your name on my heart and I got heart attack.

Teacher: If u call ur mother as MUM what’ll u call mother’s younger sis & elder sis?
Student: Minimum and Maximum

Q: What did George W. Bush get on his S.A.T.’s?

A: Drool.

A. Stable Tennis!

A. They both see stars!!

He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases the board

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Doctor, Doctor I’ve got wind! Can you give me something?
Yes . here’s a kite!

I’ve just got some awful news.

A friend of mine is in danger of losing his license to practice medicine. He’s being accused of having sex with some of his patients.

It’s such a stupid waste! He was the best veterinarian in town.

Qs: What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?

Ans: DAM!! 

President Bush: "Peter. Are you going to ask that question with shades on?"
Peter Wallsten of the Los Angeles Times: "I can take them off."
Bush: "I’m interested in the shade look, seriously."
Wallsten: "All right, I’ll keep it, then."
Bush: "For the viewers, there’s no sun."
Wallsten: "I guess it depends on your perspective."
Bush: "Touche.
–an exchange with legally blind reporter Peter Wallsten, to whom Bush later apologized, Washington, D.C., June 14, 2006

"You know, one of the hardest parts of my job is to connect Iraq to the war on terror." –George W. Bush, interview with CBS News’ Katie Couric, Sept. 6, 2006

"This morning my administration released the budget numbers for fiscal 2006. These budget numbers are not just estimates; these are the actual results for the fiscal year that ended February the 30th." –George W. Bush, on the fiscal year that ended on Sept. 30, Washington, D.C., Oct. 11, 2006.