Do Pathan tree par beth kar gana gaa rahe thay, achanak eik pathan ulta latak kar gana shru hogaya!

Dosra pathan bolo: “Oye ulta latak kar kyu gaa rahey hoo?”

Pehla bola: “Mein ’side B’ gaa raha hun!!”

Aadmi: Mein apko kal sey phone kar raha hoon aap phone kyun nahi utha rahey hain?

Pathan: Oye yeh jo 20 rupay ka gana lagwaya hai yeh tera baap sunay ga kia!!

A Pathan,a Japanese, and a British were lost in
the desert. They were driving around in a Jeep when it broke down, because they
had nothing else they decided to each take a piece of the Jeep as they continued
their journey. The Japanese took the radiator, the British took the seat, and
the Pathan took the door.
After a while of walking the British asked the Japanese "I’m confused, why did
you bring the radiator?" The Japanese responded, "If I get thirsty, can drink
the fluid."
Next the Pathan asked the British "Why did you bring the seat?"
So the British said "If I get tired,I am not going to sit on the sand. I can sit
on this comfortable seat."
Finally the Japanese asked the Pathan why he had chosen the door.
The Pathan quickly responded to this question, "Well, when it gets hot all I have to do is roll down the window."

A Pathan goes into a store and sees a shining object. He asks the clerk,
"What is that shiny object?" The clerk replies, "That is a thermos flask."
The Pathan then asks, "What does it do?"
The clerk responds, "It keeps hot things hot and it keeps cold things cold."
The Pathan says, "I’ll take it!"
The next day, he walks into work with his new thermos.
His Pathan boss sees him and asks, "What is that shiny object with you?"
He said, "It’s a thermos flask."
The boss then says, "What does it do?"
He replies, "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold."
The boss said, "Wow, what do you have in it?"
The Pathan replies, "Two cups of coffee and a coke."