Sardar goes 2 a petrol pump sees a board ` don`t use Mobile here` Sardar picks his mobile,

calls evryone from his phone n says `DON`T CALL ME NOW`

Eik sardar ney Auto Workshop kholi.

2 months guzar gaye par koi bhi theek karwane nahi aya!

Guess y??

Sardarji ne Workshop 5th floor par jo kholi hai!!!

Teacher to Sardar: “Name any five animals that live in water!”

Sardar: “Frog”

Teacher: “Very good, now the remaining four…”

Sardar: “Oye jii! Frog di maa, pio, pehn tay pra!”

A doctor and a sardar love the same girl. The sardar gives the girl an apple to eat everyday.

Once asked why the sardar gives her an apple, the sardar replied: “AN APPLE A DAY KEEPS THE DOCTOR AWAY!”

sardarji#1 : went to kashmir officially and called to his house over phone.

sardarji#2 : picks the receiver.

sardarji#1 : Who is speaking?

sardarji#2 : Servant Sir.

sardarji#1 : Where is the Madam?

sardarji#2 : She is sleeping with her husband in bedroom.

sardarji#1 : What? I am her husband came to kashmir today.

sardarji#2 : What can I do now sir?

sardarji#1 : Open the cub board, pick the Gun, shoot both of them, come back and tell me, Till then I am waiting in the line.

After some time … there comes 2 shooting sounds … after that …

sardarji#2 : Yes, I did Sir. But what can i do next Sir?

sardarji#1 : Open the back door, throw both of them into the well

sardarji#2 : I can open the back door, but how can i throw both of them from this third floor into the well in the ground floor Sir?

sardarji#1 : What…? Are you in the third floor?

sardarji#2 : Yes Sir

sardarji#1 : Sorry, wrong number !!!!!!!!

Santa and Banta decide to apply for jobs at a mine that had opened nearby. After sitting in the waiting room for a while, Banta gets called in for his interview.

The boss asks Banta if he had worked underground mines before? Banta says that he had.

The boss asks him how deep under ground he worked?

Banta says, “Oh, about 8 to 10 feet.”

The boss says, “Mines are a lot deeper than that, get out of here - you’re no miner!”

On his way out, Banta tells Santa to tell the boss that he worked real deep underground so he could get the job. Santa gets called in.

The boss asks Santa if he had worked underground mines before?

Santa says, “Oh sure.”

The boss asks how deep underground he worked.

Santa says, “I used to work in a mine 20,000 feet underground.”

The boss says, “20,000 feet, Wow! That is incredible!, “What kind of lights did you use in a mine so deep underground?”

Santa says, “Oh, I didn’t need a light, I worked on the day shift!”

Sardarji enters a store that sell curtains.

He tells the salesman, “I would like to buy a pair of pink curtains.”

The salesman assured him that they had a large selection of pink curtains. He showed him several patterns, but Sardarji seemed to be having a hard time choosing.

Finally, he selects a lovely pink floral print.

The salesman asked what size curtains he needed.

Sardarji replies, “Fifteen inches.”

“Fifteen inches?” asked the salesman. “That sounds very small, what room are they for?”

Sardarji tells him that they aren’t for a room, they are for his computer monitor.

The surprised salesman replies, “But, sir, computers do not have curtains!”

Sardarji says, “Oyeeee Jiiii……..I’ve got Windows!”

Sardar ko uska sasur peet raha tha

Why?

His wife delivered a baby.
Doctor sent him sms “mubarak ho aap baap ban gaye”

Sardarjee forwarded the sms to all his friends.

Sardar’s Son: I want glasses. meri door ki nazar kamzor hai!”

Sardar took him out and asked: “Woh kia hai.?”

Sardar’s Son: “Suraj”

Sardar: “Salay Aur Kinni Duur Dekhna Chahta hai!!”

Do sardarji eik gari mein jaa rahey hotay hain. Jo chala raha hota hai woh dosray sey kehta hai key zara bahir jankh kar dekho indicator chal raha hai key nahi.

Dosra sardarji kehta hai, “Haan… Nahi… Haan… Nahi… Haan… Nahi!”

Sardarji goes to his wife and says ‘I love you’ and then falls down. Again he says ‘I love you’ and falls down. And then again he says ‘I love you’ and falls down.

His wife asks him, “What are you doing?”

Sardarji replies, “Falling in love with you!”

A Sardarji who has come for the post of electrical engineer was asked a question. How does the electric motor works?
Sardar smiled and said: tarrrrrrrrrrrr tarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr tarrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

A sardar got an inviation to a party which said Red tie only
when he went to the party he was surprised to find that other’s were wearing pant & shirt also!!!!

A sardar was drawing money from ATM,
The sardar behind him in the line said, “Ha! Ha! Haaa! I’ve seen your password. Its 4 asterisks (****). ”
The first sardar replies, “Ha! Ha! Haaa! You are wrong, Its 1258″