A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, he said, “Now, boys, if I stood on my head the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I should turn red in the face.”

“Yes, sir,” the boys said.

“Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn’t run into my feet?” A little fellow at the back shouted, “Cause yer feet ain’t empty.”

Teacher: If u call ur mother as MUM what’ll u call mother’s younger sis & elder sis?
Student: Minimum and Maximum

Pricipal student say….jo lakra larkiuyn k hostel main 1st time pakara gia usay 200 rs jormana ho ga…jo 2nd bar pakra gia usy 500 rs jormana or jo 3rd time pakra gia usay 1000 rs jormana…..student sir membership ketny main meley gi……..

[English translation]
Principal to students, “Any boy caught in the girl’s hostel the first time would be charged $30, second time caught would be charged $90 and if anyone caught the third time would be charged $200!”

Student to principal, “Sir how much would the membership cost??”

Teacher: “I killed a person” convert this sentence into future tense.

Student: The future tense is “You will go to jail”.

Teacher: What is the chemical formula for water?

Student: H I J K L M N O!!

Teacher: What are you talking about?

Student: Yesterday you said it’s H to O!

Teacher: “Chong, u missed school last Friday.”
Chong : “You’re wrong, Sir.”
Teacher: “Wrong, how is that?”
Chong : “I was absent, yes but I certainly didn’t miss it!”