Sardar goes 2 a petrol pump sees a board ` don`t use Mobile here` Sardar picks his mobile,

calls evryone from his phone n says `DON`T CALL ME NOW`

Eik sardar ney Auto Workshop kholi.

2 months guzar gaye par koi bhi theek karwane nahi aya!

Guess y??

Sardarji ne Workshop 5th floor par jo kholi hai!!!

Teacher to Sardar: “Name any five animals that live in water!”

Sardar: “Frog”

Teacher: “Very good, now the remaining four…”

Sardar: “Oye jii! Frog di maa, pio, pehn tay pra!”

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing.

He concludes by saying: “Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed.”

OH NO! the President exclaims. “That’s terrible!”

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, How many is a brazillion?”

Wife dreaming in the middle of the night suddenly shouts ,”Quick my husband is back!”
Man gets up and jumps out the window and realizes,”Damn, I’m the husband!”

Aadmi: Mein apko kal sey phone kar raha hoon aap phone kyun nahi utha rahey hain?

Pathan: Oye yeh jo 20 rupay ka gana lagwaya hai yeh tera baap sunay ga kia!!

On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: “Sir, do you realize your wife fell out of the car several miles back?” To which the farmer replied: “Thank God, I thought I had gone deaf!”

Mary : John says I’m pretty. Andy says I’m ugly. What do u think, Peter?
Peter : A bit of both. I think you’re pretty ugly.

Roses are red, violets are blue
Monkeys like you should be kept in zoo
Don’t feel so angry you will find me there too
Not in cage but laughing at you.

I wrote your name on sand, it got washed I wrote your name in air, it was blown away, then I wrote your name on my heart and I got heart attack.

Dresses worn by girls nowadays are like fences at the zoo.
They are protecting the property without obstructing the view!

ek din sardar ki biwi sardar se kehti hai k hamari bachi jawan hogai hai jaoo ja ker kesi achey se rishtay ko talash ker k laoo or haan larka 26 sal ka hona chahye
toh sardar kehta hai agar 26 ka larka na miley to do 13 13 k le aoon!!

A Sardarji who has come for the post of electrical engineer was asked a question. How does the electric motor works?
Sardar smiled and said: tarrrrrrrrrrrr tarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr tarrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Teacher: If u call ur mother as MUM what’ll u call mother’s younger sis & elder sis?
Student: Minimum and Maximum