Teacher: Iss sentence ka urdu mein tarjuma karo:

“Look freind, a beautiful girl is walking in the park.”

Student :
“Jigar, Bacchi check kar”

Do Pathan tree par beth kar gana gaa rahe thay, achanak eik pathan ulta latak kar gana shru hogaya!

Dosra pathan bolo: “Oye ulta latak kar kyu gaa rahey hoo?”

Pehla bola: “Mein ’side B’ gaa raha hun!!”

Aadmi: Mein apko kal sey phone kar raha hoon aap phone kyun nahi utha rahey hain?

Pathan: Oye yeh jo 20 rupay ka gana lagwaya hai yeh tera baap sunay ga kia!!

English in Hindi
Have a nice day! —– * Achcha din lo!

What’s up? —– *Uppar kya hai?

You’re kidding! —– *Tum bachche bana rahe ho!

Don’t kid me! —– * Mujhe bachcha mat banaao!

Yo, baby! What’s up? —–* Beti Yo, uppar kya hai?

Cool man! —–* Thandaa aadmi!

Check this out, man! —-* Iskee chaanbeen karo, aadmi!

Don’t mess with me, dude.—– * Mere saath gandagi mat karo, e vyakti.

She’s so fine! —– * Woh itnee baareek hai!

Listen buddy, that chick’s mine, okay!?—– * Suno dost, woh chooza
mera hai, theek hai?

Hey good looking; what’s cooking? —-* Arrey sundarta ki devi; kya
pakaa rahee ho?

Are you nuts? —– * Kya aap akhrot hain?

Son of a gun.—– * Bachcha bandook ka.

Rock the party. —- * Party mein patthar feko.

And the best ones are…..

How do you do? —– * Kaise karte ho?

Keep in touch…… * Chhoote Raho.

Lets hang out!….*Chalo bahar latakte hain

Sardar ko uska sasur peet raha tha

Why?

His wife delivered a baby.
Doctor sent him sms “mubarak ho aap baap ban gaye”

Sardarjee forwarded the sms to all his friends.

Sardar’s Son: I want glasses. meri door ki nazar kamzor hai!”

Sardar took him out and asked: “Woh kia hai.?”

Sardar’s Son: “Suraj”

Sardar: “Salay Aur Kinni Duur Dekhna Chahta hai!!”

1 bunda hota hai oss ko gali daine ki adat hoti hai…
oss kay abba os ko boltay hain ager tum nay galiyaan daine chor dii tu main tum ko train dila ker doon ga wo 2 din tak galiyaan nahi daita jab os kay abba os ko train dila ker daitay hain wo her stop main ruk ker bolta hai jiss BHERWAY ko uter na hai wo uter jayee OR jiss GANDO ko cherna hai cher jayee…
os kay abba ko pata chalta hai oss kay abba oss say train lai latay hain wo bolta hai plzz plzz abba train dai doo ab main gali nahi doon ga oss ka abaa oss ko train daitay hai wo again her stop main ruk ker bolta hai jiss BHERWAY ko uter na hai wo uter jayee jiss GANDO ko cherna hai cher jayee WAISEY BHI 1 GANDO ki waga say train 2 ghanday lai ho guii hai ……..

Do sardarji eik gari mein jaa rahey hotay hain. Jo chala raha hota hai woh dosray sey kehta hai key zara bahir jankh kar dekho indicator chal raha hai key nahi.

Dosra sardarji kehta hai, “Haan… Nahi… Haan… Nahi… Haan… Nahi!”

ek din sardar ki biwi sardar se kehti hai k hamari bachi jawan hogai hai jaoo ja ker kesi achey se rishtay ko talash ker k laoo or haan larka 26 sal ka hona chahye
toh sardar kehta hai agar 26 ka larka na miley to do 13 13 k le aoon!!

2 charsee 1 jaga pe charass pe rahay hotey hain. 1 bolta hay, “Yar hum idhar darakht k neechay baith k charass pe rahay hain aur wo dhekho samney masjid dhoop main hay.”

2sra bolta hay, “Han yar yeh tu paap ho raha hay, tu ao zara masjid ko dhakka laga k saye main ker detey hain.”

Wo 2noo apni charass ki puriya darakht k neechay rakh k masjid ko dhakka laganey lagtey hain,, itney main koi un ki charass peechay se le jata hay,, kafi deir k baad pehla charsee 2srey ko bolta hay, “Yar hum kab se dhakka laga rahay hain abhi tak saya nahi aya.” 2sra peechay dhekh kar bolta hay, “Han yar lagta hay bohat duur aa gaye hain ab tu charass ki puriya bhi nazar nahi a rahi hay.”

1 pakistani america jata hay, wo sochata hay k kuch ayashee he ker li jaye, seedha prostitute market jata hay, wahan pe 1 randi se poochata hay k tum kitna lo gi. Wo bolti hay $50, wo bolta hay k main tum ko $100 dun ga maigar karoon ga pakistani style se, wo nahi manti.

Wo agay jata hay tu 1 aur randi milti hay, uss se poochata hay tu wo bolti hay $100 tu wo bolta hay k main tum ko $200 dun ga magar karoon ga pakistani style se, wo bhi nahi manti.

Kuch aur agay jata hay tu 1 aur bitch milti hay uss se poochata hay k tumharey kia rates hay tu wo bolti hay $500. Wo uss ko $1,000 ki offer kerta hay tu wo mann he jati hay.. uss ko wo jab chodney k liye 1 kamrey main le jata hay, bahir wohi dono larkiyan khari hoti hain jinhon ney uss ki offer reject ker di thi, khair jab wo chod chad k chala jata hay tu wo 3sari wali prostitute galiyan deti hoyi kamrey se bahir nikalti hay.

2 larkiyan jo bahir khari hoti hain wo uss se poochati hay k, kia howa hamain batao kia tha wo pakistani style, 3sari wali bolti hay, “Pakistani style kia tha gandoo ney peechay wali mar di!”

Ek bar Muslim ,hindu aur sikh sardar main Shart lagi..
Kon zyada der ek Mast badboo dar dumbay k sath band kamray main rah sakta hai ?

Muslim 2 mint main bahir aagaya
Badboo sey..

Hindu 5 mint main bahir aagaya
Badboo se..

Jasay hi sardar andar gaya..
dumba Ek mint main cheekhta hoa bahir aagaya

Pricipal student say….jo lakra larkiuyn k hostel main 1st time pakara gia usay 200 rs jormana ho ga…jo 2nd bar pakra gia usy 500 rs jormana or jo 3rd time pakra gia usay 1000 rs jormana…..student sir membership ketny main meley gi……..

[English translation]
Principal to students, “Any boy caught in the girl’s hostel the first time would be charged $30, second time caught would be charged $90 and if anyone caught the third time would be charged $200!”

Student to principal, “Sir how much would the membership cost??”

Boy: “I can kiss u without even touching u!”

Girl: “U cant!!”

Boy: “lagi 20 20 rupay ki.(Wanna bet 20)”

Girl: “ok”

*Boy kissed tightly*

Girl: “U touched me”

Boy: “ye lo 20 rupay…(Heres the 20)”