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	<title>Just Joking</title>
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	<description>Just joking, something to tingle your funny bone</description>
	<pubDate>Tue, 26 May 2009 13:41:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Emergency Drill</title>
		<link>http://justjoking.blogsome.com/2009/05/26/emergency-drill/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 26 May 2009 13:41:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[	A troop of Boy Scouts was being used as &#8220;guinea pigs&#8221; in a test of emergency systems. A mock earthquake was staged, and the Scouts impersonated wounded persons who were to be picked up and cared for by the emergency units.One Scout was supposed to lie on the ground and await his rescuers, but the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Man, that guy is stupid</title>
		<link>http://justjoking.blogsome.com/2009/03/27/man-that-guy-is-stupid/</link>
		<comments>http://justjoking.blogsome.com/2009/03/27/man-that-guy-is-stupid/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Mar 2009 13:33:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[	I was riding to work yesterday when I observed a female driver cut right in front of a pickup truck causing him to have to drive on to the shoulder. This evidently pissed the driver off enough that he hung his head out his window and flipped the woman off.
	&#8220;Man, that guy is stupid&#8221; I [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Stranded</title>
		<link>http://justjoking.blogsome.com/2009/03/25/stranded/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Mar 2009 14:31:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[	From a passenger ship, everyone can see a thin bearded man on a small island, shouting and desperately waving his hands.
	&#8220;Who is it on that island?&#8221; a passenger asks the captain.
	&#8220;I have no idea&#8230;.. but every year when we pass, he goes nuts.&#8221;

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		<title>Too Late</title>
		<link>http://justjoking.blogsome.com/2009/03/25/too-late/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Mar 2009 14:29:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[	An old fellow was snoozing away contentedly when he was startled awake by the doorbell. He staggered off the couch to make his way to the door. There stood a gorgeous young woman.
	&#8220;Oh my goodness,&#8221; the pretty young thing exclaimed, &#8220;I&#8217;m at the wrong house.&#8221;
	&#8220;Sweetheart, you&#8217;re at the right house,&#8221; the old guy assured her. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Freakin&#8217; Out Arrrrr</title>
		<link>http://justjoking.blogsome.com/2009/03/02/freakin-out-arrrrr/</link>
		<comments>http://justjoking.blogsome.com/2009/03/02/freakin-out-arrrrr/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Mar 2009 06:53:48 +0000</pubDate>
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	<category>Lameeee!!</category>
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		<description><![CDATA[	There once was pirate captain who, whenever it looked like a battle would be imminent would change into a red shirt. After observing this behavior for a few months, one of the crew members asked him what it meant.
	&#8220;It&#8217;s in case I get shot. I don&#8217;t want you crew members to see blood and freak [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A hole behind</title>
		<link>http://justjoking.blogsome.com/2009/03/02/a-hole-behind/</link>
		<comments>http://justjoking.blogsome.com/2009/03/02/a-hole-behind/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Mar 2009 06:52:43 +0000</pubDate>
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	<category>English</category>
	<category>Dirty</category>
	<category>Jokes</category>
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		<description><![CDATA[	A man, while playing on the front nine of a complicated golf course, became confused as to where he was on the course. Looking around, he saw a lady playing ahead of him. He walked up to her, explained his confusion and asked her if she knew what hole he was playing.
	She replied, &#8220;I&#8217;m on [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Pathan ka Beta</title>
		<link>http://justjoking.blogsome.com/2009/03/02/pathan-ka-beta/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Mar 2009 06:50:23 +0000</pubDate>
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	<category>Urdu/Hindi</category>
	<category>Pathan</category>
	<category>Jokes</category>
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		<description><![CDATA[	Pathan k 20 saal baad beta huwa lekin woh udaas ho gaya.
	Friend : Yaar udaas kyun ho?
	Pathan : Ek to 20 saal baad beta huwa aur woh bhi itna sa.

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		<title>Translation</title>
		<link>http://justjoking.blogsome.com/2009/03/02/translation/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Mar 2009 06:49:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[	Teacher: Iss sentence ka urdu mein tarjuma karo:
	&#8220;Look freind, a beautiful girl is walking in the park.&#8221;
	Student :
&#8220;Jigar, Bacchi check kar&#8221;

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		<title>*Break Into the House*</title>
		<link>http://justjoking.blogsome.com/2009/02/28/break-into-the-house/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 28 Feb 2009 05:22:03 +0000</pubDate>
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	<category>English</category>
	<category>Husband &#038; Wife</category>
	<category>Jokes</category>
	<category>Criminals</category>
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		<description><![CDATA[	A man went to the police station wishing to speak with the burglar who
had broken into his house the night before.
	&#8220;You&#8217;ll get your chance in court,&#8221; said the desk sergeant.
	&#8220;No, no,no!&#8221; said the man. &#8220;I want to know how he got into the house
without waking my wife. I`ve been trying to do that for years!&#8221;

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		<title>Everybody, Somebody, Anybody &#038; Nobody</title>
		<link>http://justjoking.blogsome.com/2009/02/28/everybody-somebody-anybody-nobody/</link>
		<comments>http://justjoking.blogsome.com/2009/02/28/everybody-somebody-anybody-nobody/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 28 Feb 2009 05:19:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[	This is a story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody.
	There was an important job to be done and Everybody was asked to do it. Everybody was sure Somebody would do it. Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it.
	Somebody got angry about that, because it was Everybody&#8217;s job. Everybody thought Anybody [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Gone deaf!</title>
		<link>http://justjoking.blogsome.com/2009/02/28/gone-deaf/</link>
		<comments>http://justjoking.blogsome.com/2009/02/28/gone-deaf/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 28 Feb 2009 05:17:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[	On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: &#8220;Sir, do you realize your wife fell out of the car several miles back?&#8221; To which the farmer replied: &#8220;Thank God, I thought I had gone deaf!&#8221;

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		<title>Theatre</title>
		<link>http://justjoking.blogsome.com/2009/02/28/theatre/</link>
		<comments>http://justjoking.blogsome.com/2009/02/28/theatre/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 28 Feb 2009 05:16:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[	This one guy was at a theater and he was sprawled out over 3 seats. The usher came by and told the guy to move. The guy mumbled but didn&#8217;t answer. He went and got the manager. The manager said to the man, &#8220;Sir, if you don&#8217;t move, I&#8217;ll call the police to have you [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Old Couple Pulled Over</title>
		<link>http://justjoking.blogsome.com/2009/02/20/old-couple-pulled-over/</link>
		<comments>http://justjoking.blogsome.com/2009/02/20/old-couple-pulled-over/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Feb 2009 05:19:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[	An elderly couple was driving across the country. While the woman was behind the wheel, the couple was pulled over by the highway patrol.
	&#8220;Ma&#8217;am, did you know you were speeding?&#8221; the officer said.
	The woman, hard of hearing, turned to her husband and asked, &#8220;What did he say?&#8221;
	&#8220;He said you were speeding!&#8221; the old man yelled.
	The [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Most Toughtful and Touching Thing</title>
		<link>http://justjoking.blogsome.com/2008/11/23/most-toughtful-and-touching-thing/</link>
		<comments>http://justjoking.blogsome.com/2008/11/23/most-toughtful-and-touching-thing/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 23 Nov 2008 08:25:09 +0000</pubDate>
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	<category>Blonde</category>
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		<description><![CDATA[	A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral
procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in [...]]]></description>
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		<title>&#8220;I found a kid!&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://justjoking.blogsome.com/2008/11/23/i-found-a-kid/</link>
		<comments>http://justjoking.blogsome.com/2008/11/23/i-found-a-kid/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 23 Nov 2008 08:22:27 +0000</pubDate>
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	<category>Occupation</category>
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		<description><![CDATA[	I have been a firefighter for a little over a year now. A couple of months ago, while I was still very new at the station, we got a call for a house fire.
	When we got there, we didn&#8217;t know if the house was empty or not, so we went inside. The first thing we [...]]]></description>
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